"Orange Pineapple Juice" (Common, Resurrection)

Gnarls Barkley is holding a weird haiku contest, theme "Solitude" or "Pineapple," (or, if possible, both) so I had to spin up a couple. The subjects aren't exactly in my wheelhouse, but I might have come up with one and a half good ones. Feel free to vote for the one I should submit in the comments.

staring at the walls
drinking rum and pineapple
alone is okay.

holding thorny fruit
with no knife to open it
i miss you so much.

acidic, sweet life
drowning in too much syrup
canned love, overripe.

girl, be the dole corp.
I'll be a third world country
please, fuck me over.