and now, your clinton attache clip of the day: "I Want You Back" (Jackson 5, Diana Ross Presents The Jackson 5)

From the high school that brought you "Hollywood Swingin'" with the Hollywood but not the swingin' comes "I Want You Back" in a really strange low register. To my credit, even in the lamest high school musicals in the lamest roles, I never had to wear anything as silly as those jackets, and even those aren't really as silly as the shiny backgrounds. The professionalism of Clinton Attache is what really kills me.

No, wait. Clinton Attache doing anything R&B is what kills me. I'd kill to hear them do Parliament.