"America, Fuck Yeah!" (Trey Parker etc., from the OST Team America World Police)

Man, the title shit is longer than this post will be, because I don't want to explain my love for a player with, yes, a great name, who is currently on the DL. But a great move by the Red Sox' management needs to be commended, if that's all I'm saying for now. It's not that I don't want to explain, it's that I have better things to do. (Not that I don't always. But, um, continuing on...)

Here's all I wanted to say:
Red Sox Nation, fuck yeah.